Most of the criticisms I’ve read about this episode online seem to boil down to, “not enough major characters died!”

1st Gear: “The higher prices are due to all of that and customers preferring to opt for more technology and features in their new cars, according to the story, but they’re also pushing more buyers toward the used market.”

I just bought a 2017 Mazda6 Touring with the 6-speed stick, CPO’d. But I would have bought a new…

I totally missed the poodle until I saw your comment. I initially thought that the second guy was going, “Bro are those Lee Tapered Slacks? Can I touch them?”

How about, “this is going to be pretty awesome if he’s insisted on a live broadcast and runs them over on their own turf...” Speaking as someone who voted for this guy on the very first ballot they ever cast, way back in 1992, I have no problem with him going on that network as long as it’s broadcast live and they…

Last I checked, all steel was right around 490 pounds per cubic foot. Is that not correct?

Well he’s apparently immune to traveling calls, for one thing.

1st: Are we reaching the point where it’s actually cheaper to restore a 1980s pickup than to buy a new one? Because I’d rather just do that (I don’t daily a truck and never would, it would only be used when a truck is required).

Weirdly, if you only offer the manual with the poverty spec, nobody wants it. Whoda thunk.

I’ll say this for Reeves: I went to a Dogstar show back in the late ‘90s (because we were idiots who thought, “there’ll be girls there!”) and Keanu wasn’t looking for attention at all. He just hung back where the light was so low you could barely see him and played his bass - he must have really just enjoyed playing…

What that husband said there sounds pretty dicky from a tone standpoint, but I feel compelled to point out that Sleater-Kinney, Bikini Kill, and PJ Harvey were all female artists who were channeling their anger in the creation of great albums around the same time that Jagged Little Pill came out. Defending the musical…

I’ve always wondered about the anthropomorphic animals in children’s cartoons and their relationships with non-anthropomorphic animals. Do they look down on them? Are they resented by their less-evolved brethren?

My theory is that it’s being controlled by the Trump administration. After all this time yelling “lock her up,” they were suddenly in a position where they effectively controlled all three branches of government, and Sessions was in charge of the DOJ. The obvious question, then, would be “if you’ve got evidence…

I am a fellow large human who has recently faced a similar decision. I’ve got two little kids at home, and was due to replace my 2009 Rabbit S. I was informed that I should get something large enough to use as a secondary vehicle, and spent a lot of time looking for something in that size range that I would drive…

Hopefully you haven’t already googled that if you’re at work...

In fairness, that's exactly what he'd be doing if there were an actual emergency.

“...what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on…

Anybody listening to the address on NPR right now? For the life of me, I can’t tell what this ridiculous dumbfuck is even talking about.

Maybe if we all go to his band’s shows he’ll decide that music is his true calling and quit basketball.

Guys, I enjoy watching Trump poop out a hammer as much as anybody, but I’m getting worried.

Don’t forget the situation where one may see racism unfolding and decline to do anything about it. “I’m not personally a racist, but that thing they’re doing over there doesn’t bother me...” followed, naturally, by complaints about everybody being too PC when this hypocrisy is pointed out. Racists who don’t think of…