Agreed. Even in more recent terms: I was recently the victim of a new Ford Escape that I had to rent while my 2009 Rabbit S was getting its tranny rebuilt. I was amazed at the progress that’s been made in the last 10 years. Somehow they’ve learned to make cars that are much larger on the outside while being much…

That was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football, but messier and it made less sense.

This guy is the tip of the batshit iceburg. I have a crazy libertarian cousin who’s all in a lather about that Qanon bullshit right now, and it’s got way, way weirder than it was the last time anyone reported on it. She says 64% of our tax money is going to the Queen of England, who is a literal vampire, and…

We got a 2012 Jetta Sportwagen when our first daughter was born. My wife is 5'-10" and I’m 6'-2", but it worked great with a single rear-facing child seat in the middle of the back seat. The child seat was just narrow enough that I could achieve a comfortable driving position with the back of the child seat snug…

I can understand why the manufacturers do what they do, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it and it doesn’t mean I have to like them.

There’s also a world of difference between accepting the idea of Warren’s pragmatism and Clinton’s: namely, Clinton was way too cozy with the financial services industry, a sector that is in dire need of increased regulation, and Warren hasn’t really made a lot of friends over there. As a result, when Warren claims to…

The statements “neoliberalism is bad” and “capitalism in and of itself isn’t necessarily bad” are not mutually exclusive.

I’d really appreciate some more detailed instructions on the launch pad. Would that be possible? Thanks!

1st Gear: Wrong Again

They sometimes come as far north as Westfield... the entry to my company’s parking lot is just after a traffic light where two lanes merge into one immediately afterward. I have, on multiple occasions, had some poor dumb kid think I was trying to race him coming away from the light, when I’m just briskly accelerating…

Oh, yeah.  These guys.  I wanna party with THESE guys.

Excuse me, “Marijuanaut’s Theme”. Gimme a break,  it's still new.

Marijuanaut - Sleep

I’m sure we’ll be hearing all about this on ESPN later tonight.

On to the CT3 (or whatever they want to call it) then? I hope?

I can vouch for this method for bicycle tires, assuming you’re just playing bike hockey and not commuting on public roads.

Personally, I’d describe any aftermarket accessory intended primarily to augment or alter the appearance of any vehicle as “stupid looking”. You’re right that this is a special case, though.

Well, the headline seems to imply that they’ll give me $9,900 to take the car - I might consider it under those circumstances, gold trim and all.

You read the same memo, but last week Trump drew the same conclusion after reading “One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish,” so don’t get too excited.

1st: finally they’re listening to me. Just the other day I test drove a Fiesta and I thought, “you know, you’re almost there, I just wish this were heavier, easier to tip over, and more expensive. “