“Dartse” is automotive goatse.

In related news, if you don’t like Ben Carson’s voice or affect you’re a racist, if you don’t like Harvey Fierstein’s voice you’re a homophobe, and if you don’t like Gilbert Gottfried’s you’re an anti-semite.

I had been thinking after watching a few episodes of the new Top Gear, “Chris Evans kinda sucks”, but after watching this stupid video I find myself thinking, “Holy fuck, I had no idea how much Chris Evans completely sucks the entire earth into a compact black hole of diamond-hard Coulter anus”.

Why not troll everybody and call it “Sixth Gear”?

For some insight into this, try visiting the Water Cube in Beijing. You’ll see a lot of signs reminding people not to relieve themselves on the floor. Those can't just be there for no reason.

Sixth Gear?

Wouldn’t the Mercedes minivan count? I’ve heard rumors that Black Francis has been spotted hauling his kids around here in one of those.

We managed to pick up a 2015 Touring model with tech package (includes nav and Bose audio) for around $31k about a year ago. At the time it was being advertised at that price or close to it (pretty much invoice). A Hyundai or Kia with those features would have been about 10k more. Apart from the miserable fuel…