Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

All I’ll say about the Jesse Camp thing, is that Dave Holmes should have won Wanna a Be a VJ. Jesse’s win was total bullshit.

Right!? He does nothing for me. Zilch. Nada. I don’t get it. But I do enjoy all of the hilarious alternate names for him on the Internet.

THANK YOU omg I don't get the Cumberbatch shit at ALL

The real star of the Harington-Leslie wedding was Madden in his kilt—the strongest Scottish style...

These were my exact thoughts re: Sophie’s outfit! Super cute but maybe not for a wedding and also I’m officially old. 

My grandmother was a seamstress and she often said that as a guest you never wear white, black or red to a wedding. Not white for obvious reasons, not black because black is for funerals and not red because it draws too much attention on someone else’s day. It’s sound advice and I have followed it.

I like Sophie’s outfit but (and maybe I’m just old) this seems not great for a wedding...

You should have waited a year and taken your kids to watch the joint Russian/North Korean military parade down Pennsylvania Ave.

Kurt Cobain’s legacy deserves better than this ridiculous bullshit.

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

I literally can’t wait for this royal wedding shitfest to be over. I wish them all the best, then the media can shut up about this poor woman’s screwed-up family.

Meghan’s sister is the WORST.

And you just know he’s gonna auction it off.

Methinks they’re confusing being teased with being bullied. Everyone is teased at some point or another.

I didn’t know until this article that Whitney Houston died in a tub, and I’m a LOT older than Lorde. I can totally believe she was more aware of Houston’s songs than her personal life.

I thought the joke was a Mean Girls reference about one’s hair being a vessel for secrets.

I’m not gonna lie, I teared up seeing the trailer, maybe because some of the shit said just kinda resonated. After having my first kid I got the impression I was just supposed to fucking love every minute of it and lean into motherhood like I hadn’t been this wonderfully happy childless 20 and 30 something at some…

This really hit a nerve with me. This feels so close to home as a fairly new parent. It’s so hard to figure out who you are and what your body is when you have a child.