In case anyone forgot, Claire is the fucking best.

Even more rare is Star Trek Delusion, in which you think everyone you meet is an evil version of themselves because of their moustache and goatee. Especially the women.

:::: clearing my throat ::::

Ka Pla!

Every pizza is secretly a calzone waiting to be folded. If you don’t believe it’s a single serving, you aren’t trying hard enough.

Too soon!

And Abe Vigoda.

Out of all the complaints about last night’s episode, Arya slipping into the Godswood wasn’t that surprising. She was trained as an assassin and learned how to be as stealthy as possible. She also knew Winterfell better than anyone so she probably knew how to get there as fast and as quietly as possible.

NO WAY MAN I’M TOTALLY A HUNNERD PERCENT SERIOUS

I suppose it’s possible that he just ran off into the woods? Or will be found wandering around the Godswood? Until they say or we fail to see him again, I’ll assume they just didn’t want to deal with him.

So presumably Ghost died with the Dothraki? And they couldn’t be fucked to bring him back as a wight?

Please, for the love of god, male or female, if you put random stuff up your genitals, don’t have children. Thank you.

There are human beings all around one another in cities, too. If these same human being start dropping dead willy nilly and in tangible numbers all about town, the same picture become egregiously distorted, a social nuisance and a serious hazard.

Yeah, I’ve been wanting to buy tools to quickly take them apart and steal the batteries . . . . 

Well if you mix alcohol and cannabis its either impossible to smoke because the weed is too wet or its difficult to drink because you keep choking on the inhaled chunks of weed in your drink.

I’m actually wondering how this would be with all ginger beer.

I wonder if he would have done this to a male interviewer.

2 feet, 3 feet? I’m not sure it makes a vas deferens.