PETA would not be happy if they knew how many times I replayed that crash.

Ah right, I thought I read something like that about Vantablack.

You bringing up Vantablack reminds me of how perilous it’d be to paint a car Vantablack. Or maybe it’s the perfect color for camera cars.

Long live the Clarkson pronunciation.

While we’re on the topic of the 911 GT1, does anyone here share my sentiment that the 911 GT1 looks good liveried like the Veilside Fortune RX-7?

Any man can. Carry on.

Screw the dealership and their shady antics; I’m taking a test drive on my own terms.

I hit 108 with the R8. And it didn’t even feel that exciting, funnily enough. Yeah, I wanted more corners. That Vegas track is not for enthusiasts.

Doing my quick bit of research, the RRS Sir David Attenborough is a research vessel...so if you’re lining up to ride it, it’s because it’s your job?

I just got reminded that I was able to do a much wider snownut with a Ford Expedition...with traction control on. That kind of baffles me, too.

“Oh, finally.” That is such a great response. Because he met someone who “gets it.”

Did you do ExoticsRacing or DreamRacing? I drove an R8 around ExoticsRacing, and frankly thought that this course was built more for the people wanting to drive a supercar than Jalops wanting to be able to really attack the tarmac.

Bridgey McBridgeface ought to be less offensive, yeah?

Question: who has the money AND the skills to be able to drive this at all?

You may have gotten cheat codes, but no one said they were any good.

And then the TARDIS crashes into the Roadster or something.

And probably the most attention a Rogue ever got.

Names don’t seem to be sacred. Jalopnik has some articles somewhere, but I can’t be bothered to link them right now :P

Or you just have a weak toilet that can’t finish it off.

Building off of that, there’s the mentality of sticking with the evil you know. Sure, Mitsubishi isn’t the best, but it does what needs to be done, yeah? So get another one with a bit of confidence to expect similar.