I may be a valet, but no love for that guy for making it harder for you in not admitting that he could drive stick.

Valet here. Had a friend of a front desk guy pull up in his 458. I asked for his key only because of standard procedure if we need to move it in an emergency, so he hands me an auxiliary key that’s not a fob. So I believe the answer is yes, they have valet keys, but no, I don’t think it would have done much to stop a…

Bring it to us, and we’ll be pleased at the sight, but it’s probably too unconventional and we’ll tell you to leave it in a parking space on our drive :/

Valet here. Okay, so I don’t know how many exotics these 717 Parking Enterprises folks park, but even with the tiny econoboxes, if someone claims a car is theirs and they don’t have the ticket, we need to see some I.D. matching their name to the one they gave to us when they pulled up to set up the valet!

That is absolutely amazing. I applaud this man so much.

And thank you, Fast and Furious, for letting me see how awesome these things are.

So it’s only Anker SoundBuds so far on the “Approved” comments. I’m going to add to the list with Anker’s recommendation for me, the SoundBuds Curve.

So it’s only Anker SoundBuds so far on the “Approved” comments. I’m going to add to the list with Anker’s…

And while you may not fit in that community, there will still be a home for that Camaro amongst the rest of the Japanese enthusiast’s community.

...okay, then.

My parents got the list of stuff wrong with my GF5 Impreza. Watching this makes me hopeful that I can find a way to not have to pour a whole bunch of money into it to keep it going for a few more years.

You don’t spell Xbox with a hyphen.

GoPro shots in “professional” productions are hilarious.

I remember when I got to write a “Creative Writing Essay” in seventh grade. It was a Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic that included a version of myself in their world that had a sort of shapeshiftable car (so it could be anything).

Or:

Bring. Everything. Also, why not. Track what ya brought.

I heard in the driver briefings they will ask for anyone who’s virtually driven the Nordschleife, then pull aside those drivers to let them know very well that virtual experience =/= experience here. Good job you know the track...you don’t, really.

And then you realize the whole plotline could have been avoided if the robots knew how to apply therapy.

I suppose I speak in relativity. If we’re mostly talking about straight cars and not other topics on Jalopnik, it’s leagues better than, say, YouTube. Probably since YouTube is actually populated with kids thinking they’re older than they really are. Required me to become an adult to realize that.

I’m a bit baffled as to how my avatar elicits such a response from you, but I suppose I am going to disappoint you because I am a Brony.

I had a few red trains (I think I had three, but I only remember James and Skarloey) that my parents took to send back. I got new, safe ones and a free Derek as well (for the troubles, I presume).