Drew, I think you mixed up the posts for “Why Your Team Sucks: Buffalo Bills” and “Great Moments In Pee History”

Honestly, some commenter once or twice ordered me not to post anymore Yoko tweets and I don’t like being told what to do, so here we are.

Why with all the Yoko? I hate Yoko. I never hated her until I read her tweets daily here, and now I hate her with the fire of a thousand suns. Hate. Yoko. Fire. Hate.

Sort of off topic: We had some lady who brought her teacup Yorkie “service dog” into the bar and was letting it run around and I was like, “Lady there is rat poison at like every bar, including this one. Your dog is about the size of a DC rat. It will die if it eats any. Keep it on your lap.” She was PISSED. I don’t…

“Stay out of my fucking mentions...” is right up there with “@ me so I know you mean me” in the bitchassedness Olympics. Calvin’s going for bronze. Meek Mill still has gold.

My husband and I evacuated to Tuscaloosa for a few months after Katrina (he attended the law school there at UA since Loyola was shut down for a while). They looked at me like I was an alien. I’ve never felt so out of place in my life. I dye my dirty blonde hair black though. I’d have music competitions with our…

As an Alabama sorority alumna, this whole ordeal has been embarrassing and embarrassingly unsurprising. Although there is much, much more to being in a sorority than this video shows (we don’t walk around with fistfuls of glitter ready to blow out of our hands and most of us don’t bother with full hair/makeup every…

How do they afford to make a video like this? With the aerial shots and editing I can imagine it costing in the thousands. ugh, rich white ppl. My college experience was just….so different. Mainly, I was a poor minority.

I am at another D-1 school right this second dropping off our Alpha Phi daughter. They produced the exact same video with a different location. The emphasis on conformity is astounding and the buy-in is 150%. It is ALL about beauty and sexuality. Our daughter was raised in a pretty non-traditional family, which is not…

That would have been artistc genuis with young and beautiful in the background.

I’m quietly and patiently waiting for the Taylor Swift backlash to begin. I am so irritated by everything she does and I don’t really know why. Maybe it’s because she has a touch of that everything-must-be-perfect-at-all-times/ “NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!” vibe to her.

I am fat. If I ever gain weight or go to a new place I just warn them in advance so they can make the appointment a little longer, and I always tip well since it does take extra work AND extra wax. You are paying for a service. No fat is too fat. If anyone ever thinks it will be a problem (like maybe it will take an…

When I was younger and less inclined to stand up for myself, I allowed a boyfriend to shame me into daily shaving. I hated it, my skin hated it, and the boyfriend bitched about my stubble all the time. He insisted I try waxing but we were both broke as fuck so we got a home waxing kit and made a go at it with zero…

Where is the “length that means I don’t have to cough up a hairball after” option?

Especially when they are generally pretty hairy except for a neatly shaved bald patch surrounding their weiner. Yikes. That is the least sexy thing ever.

So I know everyone can do whatever they desire, but I really don’t enjoy when the mens shave it all off. It alarms the fuck out of me.

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I really despise the term “native american” because they were here before it was called america so it doesn’t even make any goddamn sense.