where’s the option for “have the hairs on my upper lip ripped out with a cotton thread and nearly cry when they go all the way up to the edge of my nose”

i mean i’ve seen published, non-pixelated photos of marath0n runners with literal shit running down their legs

I know.

Right? It was weirdly defensive, and in some ways very contradictory? It would swing wildly to “that’s not me, that’s not how I am when I’m not working,” to “why in 2015 are we having this conversation, I can sleep with whoever I want.”

Men are never happy. They want a woman who is good at sex but don’t want you to practice.

This was really interesting and weird. She sounds sadly traumatized, like her defense mechanism whenever she is reminded of something she doesn’t want to talk about or that doesn’t jibe with her personality du jour is to deny that it ever happened. I completely don’t believe that she was somehow not complicit in…

For everyone who’s replying “it’s Rita Ora” :

I had a friend named Elizabeth who insisted on being called Elizabeth and corrected anyone who shortened it: “I believe that I introduced myself as Elizabeth, did I not?”. (which is 100% her right) But she got mouthy once with my assistant. Whenever she called he would “accidentally” not put her on hold and shout…

Jesus it's not even retro cool in anyway, it's just sad.

i will literally never forget. ashlee simpson and avril lavigne, my emo queens

I work in medical software and spent all day listening to a physician client complain about the software they purchased. “It should do this.” “I need it to do that.” “Why doesn’t it do this?” I finally said, “It doesn’t because it doesn’t. We can do it this way - or I can put you on hold for about a year while I…

Khloe: Both pictures are shopped. Anyone who works on Photoshop every day (ie: not you, but yes me) can see with their two eyeballs and their brain-machine that your photographs are touched in many places, and — tellingly — touched in slightly different ways from photo to photo.

Khloe Kardashian you are a liar. And…

are you fucking kidding me with this comment

CHECK YOUR CHEESE PRIVILEGE

Gotta be even money on swiss cheese and dolphin, here.

*ordering at Just Salad*

Wasn’t Mahi historically known as Dolphin and the Mahi name is recent because of people reacting like that? I remember them eating dollphin in Kon-Tiki and finding out it was the fish, not the mammal.