have you.....actually listened to any of her songs besides anaconda

Her WHOLE catalog is about women’s fat asses? Really? Anaconda is, but Pill n Potions is not. You shouldn’t make ridiculous generalizations just because you don’t like an artist’s music.

You are probably going to get a lot of dumb posts from people (who haven’t spent a day in their life volunteering with homeless pets) about how this was all your fault. And those posts will list all the things you “should” have done.

Jesus, I could almost have written this. Our dog has major fear aggression issues. We’ve had 4 trainers, spent thousands of dollars, countless tears and fights and, you’re right, SO MUCH CHEESE.

As a former NJ resident, I can say that the need for state certification never stopped Action Park before.

Thanks to that video, I now know what it would look like if someone had a massive diarrhea explosion on a 1,975 foot water slide.

omg her tragic spelling of spaghettios

This comment was like staring into a mirror.

Andy Cohen has been on my “White Gays Shit-List” for a really long time.

Yep. A story about Pluto belongs in a celebrity gossip feature called Dirt Bag.

I’m sure she cares very much about your specific boner.

I used to use washcloths, but then I stopped, because I find it necessary to use two (one for my face and one for my body) every single time I wash myself and that’s sort of excessive. We’re in a drought in California, I don’t need to do a load of just towels every week.

You just proved several stereotypes us black folks have about white people: they don’t use washcloths and they do not shower everyday.

That is the center. That is the key. The transatlantic slave trade. That is the original sin, the basis of it all, that America must come to grips with in order to combat racism. Once America comes to terms with the slave trade, some sort of resolution of racism can begin.

GIRL YOU CAN HAVE THAT TINY LITTLE NERD

JM:

More realistic than Pennsatucky’s magical perfect teenage (?) boyfriend of respect and orgasms.

all fair points except for 2. Yoga Jones shot a kid because she was drunk while guarding her marijuana crop, and she thought he was a deer.