I am procrastinating a giant heap of work right now. My eyes are very tired. Did I hallucinate this? Who do I give $$ to to see this in the NY metro area?

This song sounds like how a Bud Light Lime-A-Rita must taste.

This is amazing. Am I ready to go back to the late 90s? Probably not. I would still run Kevin Griffin all the way to blindness, tho. Twenty years has not changed that.

I’m not at all cool, but let’s all collectively pretend like I am cool in the ways you just described

Saints fan here. It’s him.

This is a clear human rights violation - anyone who shoots smartphone video in portrait mode should be made to answer for it. WE DEMAND PROSECUTION.

I know I’m not eligible, but I’ll leave this here for everyone to enjoy as Exhibit A in those fun professional negs:

You know what would make me forgive GQ for this? If they shot an identical version with Taylor Kitsch straddling Colin Ferrell.

#33 made me.

Lifetime NPR listener here, and not a Kardashian fan, but the interview was seriously NBD. She was pretty charming, actually. When I read all the comments on NPR’s Facebook page I was pretty appalled. WWDTM has interviews like this all the time with celebrities of the moment.

One Million Moms can go fuck themselves, but what is with all the spoon licking. Given the scarcity of representation of gay and lesbian families, Chobani is laying the yoghurt on too thick by oversexualizing this couple.

First thought: Rainbow Dash wig?

Yeah yeah. It’s cool they won their case and all. But more importantly, I want to do FILTH with Adam Horovitz.

My personal favorite from this collection, because why bother including any of your own design elements when you can lift years worth of design inspiration from a single trip to WalMart:

Ugh. Jeremy Scott is like a really rich seventeen-year-old who’s been told too many times that he is cool and different and special.