For real tho...

I would be shocked if she’d actually been pregnant. I think she faked it and dragged it on too long and then panicked.

So... Heads this is an abortion story... Tails it’s a fake pregnancy story?

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

story had no stakes

She allegedly taught/teaches at Yale because she has a PhD in literature (and is therefore not a sociologist).

People like her, with that level of cachet, get away with a lot of shit. It doesn’t help matters that fact checking doesn’t really exist, even though they claim that it does. There’s no way ANY fact checking…

She did not like the soft ones because she went through them too quickly. The solid one lasted longer and worked just as fine. So it was not so much how well it worked as much as it was saving money since they are a little more expensive than a plain deoderant/antipersperant.

She did not like the soft ones because she went through them too quickly. The solid one lasted longer and worked…

OLD SPICE. Yep it’s for men, and I don’t care because it’s amazing. It’s huge, cheap, available everywhere (and in travel sizes), it doesn’t leave white marks on my clothes or pits, and it works really well even though it’s not an antiperspirant. I use “Wolfthorn” and it smells like candy.

OLD SPICE. Yep it’s for men, and I don’t care because it’s amazing. It’s huge, cheap, available everywhere (and in…

Arm and Hammer unscented deo.

Arm and Hammer unscented deo.

This drink sounds overly complicated. Needs more caffeine. Also, half decaf. WHY?

“If you leave New York City without making a huge fuss about it in the New York Times, have you really left at all?”

I’ll always treasure my time as a USF student.

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

With respect, you could have your eyes glued to home plate, but if you think you could dodge a bat flying at you at that speed, you are fucking kidding yourself.

This pic reminds me of Marion Cotillard!

As a native Kentuckian (who once even spent a year working with George Clooney’s sister), let me politely invite you to go fuck yourself.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

“pleonastic redundancy” is also pleonastic/redundant. i point it out because who could hate bobby finger and i think pedants need to channel that energy into their paid employment