List of DC Residents’ Worst Fears:

I see your shrimp hanging from the ceiling and I raise you...

we’ve cum so far, but we still have far to go.

I see your Bernie and raise you

I plan on dressing like Amanda Lemmon from It Takes Two all. summer. long.

Wear whatever you want imo.

I live in a coastal area of Los Angeles. I’m from here. I lived in San Diego for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t tell me when it is appropriate to wear sandals and I won’t make fun of you when you wear floral printed boardshorts over boxers to the beach.

This might just be me, but I’m not really reading into what is causing the uproar around this quote. To me, this is saying that it is harder to make female friends than it is to find a man to sleep with.

Oh god, it’s happening.

that is the most amazing flex on the kardashians

What you doing in here, Kris? Don’t you have some momaging to do?

WOW she looks like Jessica Lange!

Man who invents salad named after Kendrick Lamar does not know Kendrick Lamar lyrics shocker!

I pretended to be straight for 20 years. Does that count?

F’s for everyone!

If this is market research ABC is floating to see if we would watch an all-male Bachelor or an all-female Bacehlorette the answer is yes. Hell yes. Especially with Amy Schumer as co-host. Make a gay Bachelor happen already!!

Too true. I was not shocked at all to see daughter of Highland Park Leslie Horn & prep schooled Drew Magary come down against unionization.

Mariah didn’t need a filter.

Wait, so if Lil Kim is Nicki, and Ariana is Mariah...