I live in Minnesota and I haven’t heard the phrase “negligent homicide” in discussion of this or Noor’s case, so I looked it up. There’s no “negligent homicide” charges in Minnesota, that’s all covered by manslaughter charges. In fact of you google “negligent homicide Minnesota,” what pops up is 2nd degree…

I know this is supposed to be funny, but wut. You can't control how your kid looks.

Our thought process nowadays feels as though society doesn’t trust anyone with what they say as face value anymore. “There must be something else going on here” mentality

We get that you don’t know who, Aunt Karen. Settle down.

It is astonishing that any judge would assume that it was in Ms. Spear’s best interests to have her father control her money and hence her life. No one who is in a position to gain or lose according to decisions taken should have any say in her finances or lifestyle. I hope there are some good things coming in her…

Of old age. In jail.

If you pay it off every month, you should absolutely use a credit card instead of debit so you can reap the benefits of cash back/points. After a few years you can get a decent trip out of it!

The best part is they drive like a massive douche and then they always, ALWAYS, wind up parked at the same light as everyone they passed.

Mercedes: The $30k-$35k target was to buy the vehicle, not the annual maintenance bill.

This is exactly why you should never, ever trust someone who calls themself anything on the spectrum of Ayn Rand, including a lot of libertarians. The entire philosophy (as is practiced) is I’m going to get mine, and fuck you if you get in my way.

I don’t really get the snark about Harry getting jobs. Aren’t these the kinds of jobs most rich people get to stay busy and contribute, to find meaning and purpose in their lives? Harry clearly wants his life to mean something. He craves meaning, contribution, and belonging, just like most of us do. People with his…

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film “The NeverEnding Story”.

Iron helps us play.

Lisa needs braces!

DENTAL PLAN!

All thanks to that dental plan!

And a monorail.

Think of all the money he saved not having to pay for Lisa’s braces.......

...and a hot plate!