I’ve been listening to him since grade school. Nature Trail to Hell! In 3-D!

“How about people stop breaking the freaking law”

Weird Al Yankovic might be one of the greatest musical geniuses of the last 50 years. These are more than just parodies or covers. He just keeps going and going and going.

Yankovic, as you might be able to tell from the photo at the top of this article, is a L-M-M fan

Friday poll: Which have been the most notable vents in YOUR life? My ranking: 3) bathroom, 2) laundry, and 1) car AC. 

She should be charged with a crime. You can’t be in a position of responsibility over others’ health (let alone your own child’s!) and be this negligent.

So someone in a vehicle, who might be inconvenienced by a crowd, has the right to play judge, jury and executioner and kill them.

So someone in a vehicle, who might be inconvenienced by a crowd, has the right to play judge, jury and executioner and kill them. Got it.

“She was asking for it, look at the way she was dressed.” - You, probably.

Yep, tell that to the people in NYC that were hit while walking on the sidewalk. But don’t miss the whole point of the article that focuses on the fact that people think it’s ok to hit people with their car.

I’m not a fan of his. He peddles the boring, dull, midwestern style life.  Save money, never buy a new car, never go on vacation outside the country, just waste your life away never leaving your 20 mile radius.  Screw that

Dave Ramsey is an idiot. cars are in that weird valley where they cost a lot to buy (probably anyone’s second biggest purchase after their house) but don’t gain value. And they’re machines, so they wear out. Telling people they shouldn’t buy a new car unless they’re worth millions and can pay cash is just some…

Man, if you don’t find this funny, I don’t want to know what you do find funny:

Saw a sad thread on a meme site of users complaining that Larson isn’t funny and is ‘boomer humor’. Made me really angry that a community whose sense of humor is defined by irony and morbidity wouldn’t understand the magic of Larson.

I want to make a couple of comments about the upbringing issue.

I’ve also revealed a lot about who I am as a person.  I just recited Holy Grail and got you.

Look—If we are for prison reform, then we don’t need her in jail. That is a waste of public resources just so you can feel some sort of justice.

I agree! It sucks I have to write like that to avoid getting sued for libel, and I wish I could comfortably use different language!

Yeah, sorry, my comment probably sounded like it was accusing you in particular of making that argument here, but I was really referring to the general case. Now that I think about it, your article seems to sort of wave a hand in the direction of “live theater is ineffable” but then the bulk of it is about how great…

Thanks, everyone's racist uncle at Thanksgiving!