Elizabeth Warren’s my top VP choice.

Milquetoast Amy was somehow considered a contender way, way back. Uncle Joe stated he would name a woman to the ticket, so of course he kept her name in there rather than piss off the few remaining Klobucharites. Amy had not fucking chance and would’ve been smart to step away and made this statement months ago. This…

Nothing to do with cars but your attitude is commendable. Sometimes a swift kick to the groin is just what it takes to figure your priorities out. Good luck and go for it!

I agree with the gist of your comment, but a correction in how someone reading it should interpret the stats you provided. For example, if a school was 60.4% white and 13.4% black (taken from census.gov), and you said 50% of the graduating students were black, and 50% of the graduating students were white, that would…

“I was about a month away from being born.”

What are you talking about? They still wave the Confederate flag during the last lap.

Just wait a few more months.

That is an amazingly good law and enforcement mechanism.

Yeah, up north in my province, a deposit is a legally binding contract. Taking money without providing the agreed service or item is grounds is grounds for a lawsuit, and there’s even a government agency that will do the suing for you.

Also, on the tail light thing, my car can tell me when my tire pressure is too low, but it can’t tell me when a tail light is out. Why is this? Surely those clever kids who code all those warning lights and messages and find a way for a little “tail light out” message to pop up on the dash when one is broken or has the…

I would hope that being smart about it would include WEARING A DAMN MASK. I don’t think any other country has turned mask-wearing into a political argument. Research is consistently showing that it is effective enough. 

Just be smart about it.

“Be smart about it”, by which you  mean, I assume, that if a bunch of cases are reported in a workplace, that workplace should probably be taking a bunch of measures to make sure it doesn’t spread further, by maybe closing down for a brief period, disinfecting everything, and allowing those with cases to get over…

He’s not wrong...

Yeah, but 15 IQ points isn’t that much of hurdle to overcome when love’s on the line...

It’s like a zen koan, but for dumb people. 

My dad had personalized plates on his ‘88 Honda Accord Coupé that said “TORCHY.”

But I need a new pickup to pick up the TP I’m hoarding, along with a lot of The Quicker Picker Upper.

Meanwhile I’m wiping my ass with any old truck I find laying around the house.