Get a rope!

I prefer this:

That’s really the only rational reaction to Rand Paul.

Photographs, eh? He asked him knowingly. 

Pretty much everyone in the pro peloton uses tubular wheels and tires. For these wheels, the tire is glued to the rim. If the glue fails, the tire rolls off the rim. Your wheel is useless because the tire isn’t attached anymore.

If you have an iPhone, Purify does a good job blocking the ads.

I’m a Broncos fan, so it pains me to say that Belichick is an amazing coach. It’s impressive that he manages to win regardless of who he plays or who’s on his team.

I fully expected that tweet to end like this “Tiffany is strong on Crime & Borders, the 2nd Amendment, and loves our Military & Vets.”

Mostly Finns in that part of the UP

May I see it?

I love Hyperbole and a Half’s pain scale, definitely my favorite...

Did you see how Puerto Rico was dressed? That hurricane moved on her like a bitch.

Not great, not terrible.

Any company that buys the rights to call it something other than Mile High is cursed- Invesco, Sports Authority...

Blue Pan is amazing! The one one 32nd Ave is my go-to pizza place.

Oh lord, the binders are full of women. 

I dearly hope you’re right

In my heart, I know I’m funny.

The common clay of the new West