“Gifts For Parents Who Wished Their Kids Played Fewer Video Games”

Also would have accepted “Vikings Troubled Over Bridgewater”

There’s no way Kid Rock didn’t bang her.

YES!

I was thinking more speed metal meets an orchestra.

Glorious

Nothing says the blues like a fat old white guy in a dumb hat playing a $3,500 guitar.

You are 100% correct. The Celtics are 1-7 against CLE, GS, SA and TOR. They might be the 5th best team in the NBA but the gap between 1-4 and 5 might as well be the Grand Canyon.

“Ugh, then we’d have to live with the stupid unwashed in their God-forsaken hell hole.”