I hate the term “furbaby” or in this case “feline child” and that’s where I quit reading.

I say this now to all of you who would use such terms seriously.....

You sound like a 6yrold when you say it.

A cat is not a child and calling it one shows a level of ignorance that is jaw-droppingly insulting to parents.

Your cat…

I live in the Appalachian mountains, so I roleplay as someone that doesn’t want all these vault dwellers encroaching on my property.

Rimac looks better. Hate me if you must but wow she's a looker. When it's not on fire. 

...the automated driving system is legally the operator of the vehicle whether there’s a human inside or not. Of course, this comes with a big ol’ catch, for Tesla and any other potential AV operator. The operator of a vehicle is, at least in theory, responsible for making sure it doesn’t crash into anything and is…

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

People are equating apples to oranges with their “my idea of a tragedy is more important than this”. First Ubisoft is a private company and can do what ever the hell they want with their own money. Second they are a FRENCH company. This will hit them far harder than a hurricane in PR or a fire in London apt building.

I like how you start off by playing victim, as if that tired old right wing talking point isn’t distressingly popular because it gives those who say it a sense of smug superiority.

Which means you are embarrassed to admit that you chose to mutilate your child’s genitals without their permission.

I’m definitely not saying it’s comparable to female genital mutilation. I’m just saying it’s 2019 and we have acceptable hygiene practices. No need to be non-consensually mutilating anyone’s genitals.

Why not talk about genital mutilation? It’s a pretty barbaric and useless practice if we’re really talking about it.

Who told you to stop licking my balls, Babushka?

Fixed it for you

Fixed it for you

Bad take: isn’t this your fault, too? You wanted a Supra, badly. You wanted the ultimate Toyota tuner-sports car, the follow-up to the revered JZA80. You wanted something that can equal it, maybe even surpass it. You wanted the 2JZ engine. You bugged them for god knows how long. You saw all the SUpra builds. You got…

Just because someone is screaming something that you find jarring does not give the fucking right to touch them in any way. The fuck is wrong with you?

The victim of an assault was forced to apologize and you’re out here defending the perps and whining about rape apologist culture whining?

The “talent” industry is fucked-up on so many levels. I hope things work out for her eventually.

Who else is willing to loan money to those people? Regular banks don’t loan money to the people who find themselves at payday loan places. The choice many of their customers have is “borrow at this absurd rate” or “starve/be homeless”. It’s definitely a shitty choice to have to make, but I’d rather them be able to…

No chance - her political career ended the day she opened that envelope.