To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

Alex Ovechkin? Really? Salty metro fan found.

“Moore finally got on the scoreboard by winning that game after two deuces.”

We regular ass folks in DC are quite rational. The problem is that dickweeds from all across the country come to town to work as elected officials and get to work fucking us. In conclusion, make us a state.

“Yes, yes we do” is one of the best line deliveries in the history of the show.

This was aaaalmost some excellent trolling, but you laid it on a bit too thick.

7 Year old Travis Scott: Man, I wish I could play the Super Bowl halftime show one day. That’d be insane!
*Monkey’s paw retracts one finger*

This could be just be observation bias, but Ovi is playing like he has something to prove this year. I thought maybe he’d take his foot off the gas after getting the Cup and getting that particularly monkey off his back, but he seems to be screaming “FULL SPEED AHEAD VASILY!” as he plows straight through the ice.

Any Aussie can tell you when you throw Aubameyang, it’s sure to come right back at you.

Dear BurnSTANKo,

Surprised he didn’t just send one bomb to each side and call it a draw.

Don’t have Dachau, man.

He briefly traveled through the Looney Tunes universe.

Well, he did chew out a fag in 2016.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

Things Romo can hold:
1. A grudge.

I’m a Wings fan and really wish Mike Green was part of that Caps team. I know he made the best decision for himself given that Detroit offered him more money and a larger role, but part of me wishes he was able to enjoy last night with Ovi and Backstrom.

Ol’ Blue Eye