Even when a parent loses a child through no fault of their own, I doubt they sleep well at night.

She killed her daughter, whether it was negligence or intentional. And she sleeps “pretty good at night” with the knowledge that her daughter is dead. Wow.

You neglected to mention Step 4. Return to the area where you think you picked up the tick and cleanse it.

I grew up in the center of that god-forsaken sea of blue. The routine was pluck the tick with a notched scoop and, depending on the size and how deep it seemed, you called the doctor and immediately got put on antibiotics.

adds a comforting hassle

Public Schools benefitted me by making me smart enough to not vote for Trump.