And fascist. Washcloths are fascist.

The only bar soap worth using is an exfoliating bar soap that has little gritty bits in it. I use Irish Spring.

AND THE SMELL!!! :-(

huh, we did not know that existed when we assigned this to A Man; i don’t really read the toast. oh well, i like ours better anyway!

“On Thursday, Refinery 29 published a recipe for something called Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka,”

“Something about reality”

This is awesome. Could it put a dent in the adjunct economy as well, I wonder?

“The benefits they receive far outweigh any advantage the University receives from student-performed teaching or research,”

Ah, the good ol’ days of TWoPPers....

Never forget his fondness for Ed Hardy. That alone is an excuse for despising him.

Her cover of Amy Winehouse’s Valerie is my favorite ever.

his full douchebroness revealed itself

Yeah, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the onus to act like an adult is not on the 15 year-old daughters but rather on the adult man complaining his daughters won’t see him in a magazine interview.

I live in the area and know people. Nobody has a good story.

Um they’re not wrong. Their father is an adult and should know better than to discuss his relationship with them in public. That you’re questioning 15 year olds and not the 40 year old loser who can’t be bothered to make any effort unless it’s talking to a tabloid is pretty messed up.

I think so. I mean, if my parents were not together, and both were objectionable, I’d probably want to be with the one who was objectionable but got shit done, y’know?

Is there another human being on earth who’s life is as completely and hilariously out of their own control than Jon Gosselin? Every major event in his life started with a shrug and “ok”, before taking the darkest, most improbable turn.

Santana was my favorite character on Glee. So underrated. I’m also glad she’s telling us this. It must be really difficult, and she’ll get a lot of hate for it.

Honestly, good on her for talking about this. She’s very brave to do it— the vitriol against women who exercise their constitutional right to terminate a pregnancy and have the gall to talk about it publicly is always pretty brutal.

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