If Woody would have gone straight to the police, none of this would have happened.

I’m sick of spoof reboots, so as much as I like the slightly jokey and campy original I’m bailing on this. I liked the A-Team reboot from a few years ago, and it is a shame it did not go franchise but that is because it went down the Origin Story reboot instead of telling an A-Team story. I’d rather that than another…

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Can’t

Drew, you need brioche bun. None of the crumbs of a croissant, all the heart stopping buttery goodness.