I’m sick of spoof reboots, so as much as I like the slightly jokey and campy original I’m bailing on this. I liked the A-Team reboot from a few years ago, and it is a shame it did not go franchise but that is because it went down the Origin Story reboot instead of telling an A-Team story. I’d rather that than another…

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Can’t

Drew, you need brioche bun. None of the crumbs of a croissant, all the heart stopping buttery goodness.