Worth pointing out:

Gotta love #2 coming in with a sucker punch. On a referee.

Bust Bust Bust

Good Deadspin is so incredibly good.

TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:

“But Marge, look at that hang-dog expression. He’s learned his lesson. Let’s get him a present!”

An artist’s rendition:

Stop fighting! Don’t you two realize what everyone else already knows? You’re in love.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

You can actually pinpoint the moment his heart rips in two

Alabama Slammer Does Alabama Slammer, Goes to Alabama Slammer

Icelander here!

Can’t wait for the ESPN 30 For 30 about how this will empower and strengthen Ray Lewis and his family.

That’s officer clumsy. His partner, officer slow, pulls up on the left.

Mark Sanchez is probably a better get than Sam Bradford. Also this delusion I’ve been chugging for the last week as a Broncos fan is going to make me throw up.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

14 second mark. That’s why you didn’t make the football team Tanner!

Be honest. Who looked at the picture and thought the red team won?

Kids are cute, puppies are awesome, hockey players scoring goals is super...yet the inevitability of this gimmick being buried into the ground already annoys me. So I hope and expect you, the Deadspin hockey beat, will also post every time a kid holding a goal-for-puppy sign is forced to leave a game disappointed and…