I applaud you on finding boozer with a purple shirt and purple tie for the headline photo. Now if you can find a picture of him w/ his hair sprayed purple then... well... then you’ve just won the internet for the day good sir.

Instantly thought of this.....

Ballsy move to vote for the scrote.

Let me guess... Andy Reid was “finishing up” breakfast that’s why he wasn’t in the photo? That or he ate Sean Payton and that’s why both are missing...

Adam Gase... but never noticed how much he resembles Putin

I was praying that they missed the wide open shot on goal...

I wonder if there is anyway they could have the PK’s continued? Like if Chelsea refused to take the field next game if the tourney would allow them to go to sudden death PK’s...

You seem like you’d be fun at parties...

I wonder if they’ve ever heard the delightful story of how cornmeal came to be....

That might be one of the worst highlight videos I’ve seen in quite some time. 1:19 was just stolen from my life.

It’s time...

I always wonder how the people who have to clean up the arena after the games feel about these acts of littering....

I shall call this hoverboard “Buster”...

I thought that was actually fairly well timed. Clearly it wasn’t good enough b/c he got busted but I was expecting something way more obvious.

Goalkeeper coast-to-coast goal truther here.... that wasn’t very impressive at all...

I’m curious how the tough guys at CSC Security would’ve dealt with these fans...

When We First Met You Were Just a Kid - The Jerry Sandusky Story

In Russia, idiot escapes you!!! I’m clearly no good at this game, I’ll just see myself out...