Imagine if a genie gave you the option to either be able to dunk a basketball or suck your own cock when you were 14. Talk about a Sophie’s Choice...

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

They should close Baylor permanently and I’m only being mildly hyperbolic 

Side trivia: Totino-Grace has the name thanks to massive (and I mean massive) financial contributions by the founders of Totino’s pizza. As such many students at Totino-Grace were fed just absolute shitloads of Totino’s Party Pizza. As such many graduates of Totino-Grace absolutely hate Totino’s Party Pizza.

This is quite possibly the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever done.

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I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

Yes but if you see the same pattern absent those other qualities, then comparisons can make complete sense. Take Australia - a country without a strict social order, strict immigration policy, homogeneous ethnicity, although they do have a vastly smaller population (median age is basically identical to the US), yet…

So your argument is that if Americans had to go through the same policies the Japanese do in order to get a gun, we’d -still- have as many gun deaths as we do now.

And here’s the part that hurts the most
Humans cannot ride a ghost
Bye Bye Lil Sebastian.

Fuck you

I think this is something you never get over. My little boy would be turning eight in a couple days. The hole is still there in my heart.

This is a sad story. It’s not an easy thing to get over. About ten years ago; I had the same thing happen. And about 20 years before that, I was a premie (mom’s due date was Dec 23, I was born Oct 26) and I had to spend about a month in an incubator. I’m not sure if it’s a genetic thing or not, but it’s hard to go…

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But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

When I see people like him, I remember that Thomas Paine quote: “patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”

As an identical twin, it annoyed me purely because they seem to be playing up to the stereotypes that are expected of twins - it wears thin after getting the 8,000th time of people asking “do you finish each other’s sentences”, “do you feel each other’s pain”, “can you read each other’s mind” and the gross “twins...…