I went through this with my Ford Aspire. I hated it so much that I drove it insanely pretending I was on a WRC stage. After I drove it with no mercy I started to love it for it’s resilience and when it finally did croak I missed it dearly.

Speedster in a heartbeat.

They are the best. Unfortunately you either have to make them yourself or find a really good place to make them for you.

You sir, are the ugly wrong one. The infallible tamale begins life in the same state that it ends in, wrapped in a corn husk. It comes with it’s own individual wrapper before it’s even been harvested. Then it comes with the goodness of of all battered things with the health benefits of a steamed dish. Not to mention…

Seriously? You can’t call anything with a 3800 a shitbox.

Tacos are very delicious. That said one would be sorely mistaken to claim they are the best food in the world. They’re not even the best mexican food in the world. That honor lies with the glorious tamale.

I’ve not driven one but ridden in plenty and I’ve never seen one with even half the body roll of a caprice which is all kinds of fun in it’s own right.

How long have you had this ready?

I thought this was a worst cars on craigslist list, not a best cars on craigslist list. List.

Was that with a HANS device?

That’s what we call a perfectly good DD in ohio.

I wonder if the real reason they want it dead is due to it’s lambo heritage.

I’ve been contemplating taking this course for some time. Glad to hear you liked it. Maybe I’ll see if I can convince the wife to make it my birthday present next year.

In reference to the airbags I watched another Camaro do the same thing at an autocross a couple years back.

My name is Torch. I make absurd articles where I explain the whole thing is just a joke at the bottom. Why? Because people only read headlines.

Sliding my Buick Regal through an old rally course every day on my way back and forth from work.

I’m blaming this all on Corvette putting a supercharger on the Z06. This is the kind of stuff when you ditch a purebred naturally aspirated formula, GM. Forced induction is the devil’s work.

Anything with no AC in Florida. Bonus points if it’s raining and/or the car is overheating and you have to keep the heat on.

I respectfully counter that any traffic so terrible that driving a car with a clutch is going to be a bad experience you’ll have a pretty awful time in just about any car.