Neutral: I don’t think any item you purchase should place a higher value on the life of someone else unless you explicitly tell it to.

Kinjas not very picky with display names. Feel free to impersonate your favorite author.

Came expecting awesomeness and was instead rewarded with detailed boredom.

I paid $600 for mine and it was my first car. No power steering was the best motivator to learn to steer with the throttle.

Yeah, that’s the trick to loving a crapcan. First you have to hate it and abuse it and then you begin to admire it’s resilience.

Interesting story time fellow Jalops. Take a seat and I will tell my tale.

Long ago I rented a 2010 Mazda 3S from Budget and I knew I had the insurance on my credit card so I told them I did not need the insurance. As they ran my card they told me it was declined. I called my card and found out they were still…

Second place is the MetSHO.

Ford Aspire. Specifically the one I bought off my mother in law because I beat the shit out of that car. I hit the biggest buck I ever saw in it, went 30k miles between oil changes, drove like I was on a rally stage every day and just abused it relentlessly and it took it all gleefully.

Dear Doug,

Where can I place my ballsack in this hot hot summer heat now that Torch has ruled out the car hood?

Yours truly, SubieFreakout44

Close.

Let’s take it outside.

Stolen nothing. He orloved the joke by not committing like the rest of us.

I believe you are confused.

Nope.

Now where am I supposed to put my ballsack?

Those are not windshields.

Good choice.

Morgan three wheeler. 1WD, skinny wheels up front, one wheel out back, motor hanging out front, one big seat, big exposed exhaust, no windshield, top, or doors.