Second place is the MetSHO.

Ford Aspire. Specifically the one I bought off my mother in law because I beat the shit out of that car. I hit the biggest buck I ever saw in it, went 30k miles between oil changes, drove like I was on a rally stage every day and just abused it relentlessly and it took it all gleefully.

Dear Doug,

Where can I place my ballsack in this hot hot summer heat now that Torch has ruled out the car hood?

Yours truly, SubieFreakout44

Close.

Let’s take it outside.

Stolen nothing. He orloved the joke by not committing like the rest of us.

I believe you are confused.

Nope.

Now where am I supposed to put my ballsack?

Those are not windshields.

Good choice.

Morgan three wheeler. 1WD, skinny wheels up front, one wheel out back, motor hanging out front, one big seat, big exposed exhaust, no windshield, top, or doors.

There’s so much pain in that single sentence.

Too late, we’ve already killed Lancia.

Neutral: You know what I’ve never liked about premium German cars? How expensive and unreliable they are. Glad the Italians are here to fix that.

That makes a little more sense and it’s likely he was a twatwaffle if he blew off court at the expense of doubling the fine.

Good source.

That was one of my first thoughts regarding it as well.

I haven’t kept up that well with the F35 and wasn’t even processing that it is an intake. I was just thinking of generating forward momentum that being hinged at the rear would generate drag.