I got one word about pedestrians and non race vehicles on a hot track: Fuck’em.

They need some kind of kick in the ass. There is no good reason to be on a hot track outside of a race vehicle. It’s all fun and games until someone gets killed and then the driver has to live with that guilt while the whole world tries to…

Reverse: Because Paul Newman is all we should ever talk about.

That’s Deltawang!

Spirit of Lemons.

I forgot to add that disclaimer.

Yeah, I kind of wish Top Gear had put the hammerhead i-eagle into production just so we could have some cool names.

Maybe this is why cars can’t have real names anymore.

Well that’s for every other model. Even if the AC needs a charge it’s always a head gasket to BMW and Honda owners.

On a serious note if it’s an enthusiasts car just sell it on the forum for that model. Those guys love non runners.

If it’s a Honda or a BMW just say it needs a head gasket and put it on Craigslist for $2,000. I know what you’re going to say next, But McSeanerson, it doesn’t have a bad head gasket it needs.... If it’s a non running BMW or Honda on CL it’s always a head gasket, no matter what is actually wrong with it.

ONE ELEMENT TO RULE THEM ALL! Obviously the best car here.

Reverse: this could be a good reason to make sat nav systems standard so you can constantly remind customers to get their cars fixed.

My brother in law has a hard on for Mopar and has owned one of these and thought it was awesome even though it never ran. Funny thing is I have brother in laws on both sides who love Mopar. The other one tried to tell me Chrysler owned Mercedes and not the other way around.

CP: Just because I hate Mopar and this sure as hell doesn’t appeal to me enough to overcome that.

Yeah, I was just going to do Celebrity but then I realized Celebrity Eurosport was perfect.

Yeah the only two good V6 engines to come out of GM during the 80’s and 90’s were the 3800 and it’s little brother, the 3.1.