Ok, if you want to be pedantic the current Mazda 2 was sold in the U.S. until 2015 and has stopped sales while they are getting ready to launch the new model as a 2016 model.

That was the best part! There is no subject, we all just pretend to be drunk. Sometimes we don’t even pretend.

with rust accents!

The current Mazda 2 is sold in the U.S.

This is I-10 on the panhandle... forever and ever.....

This is why I always liked Ferguson. His behavior was so over the top you couldn’t take it seriously and his guests would act the same way.

Leno’s first question: Is it older than ‘76?

Leno’s second question: Can we find a vin that is older than ‘76?

I was watching comedians in cars getting coffee the other day and I thought to myself “You know, an Acura would probably be a lot more fun to drive than my Buick and still be just as cheap and reliable.” This is just adding to that.

If I could buy one of these at 5k-10k I’d do it in a heartbeat. Up to 15k I’d have to think about it. Past that I’ll just buy something old.

Oh, I thought cumberford was gone. I always liked automobile not because they got the best cars or came up with the most interesting ideas but because they had the most talented writers. None of them had any problems finding work elsewhere after that whole mess.

That’s exactly what I was going to say! I was actually going to protest and claim how it can not possibly be a Russian dashcam video because they did not gracefully flee the scene of the crime on foot missing a limb.

I see you are new here. Things work a little different in Russia.

Yeah, I wasn’t trying to call out the Cruze specifically as much as small hatches that have no business being turned into sedans in general.

Doug, I have a serious question for you. Are you related to Ezra Dyer? Your writing just keeps getting better, and by better I mean more absurd. You are the only writer to make me smirk, and chortle, and choke down my laughter all to the aggravation of my coworkers. Bravo.

It’s not even the functionality that bothers me as much as I hate the look of a stubby little trunk, especially on cars that were obviously intended to be hatches.

Turning beautiful small Euro hatches and wagons into tiny sedan monstrosities with trunklets.

It’s not screwed to the trunk lid, it’s screwed to a magnetic strip and is just hanging there. Dealer plates.

Why not go check the same fucking place you found the Mind Gem the first time and where Ultron has been hanging out this whole fucking time??? Or do, you know, anything, since you didn’t even get beat up that bad, and aren’t getting any medical treatment here, and it’s kind of a big deal that you find Ultron before he…

The Hyundai Elantra GT. Took me a bit to even find a picture.

Ice cream?!?!