Things that get other people going:

There’s a catch, though: While the rest of the world gets the RS3 in five-door Sportback form, the U.S. is far more likely to get it as a sedan, Keogh said:

I was really hoping this was a continuation of New York Car Guys https://youtu.be/6sRTESxfFK0

Waiting on my wife reading your comment, no way I’m not going to watch that full scene no matter how many times I’ve seen it before.

Amen.

Because Star Wars and the Godfather convinced people you should only make good sequels. And then Episode One came out and everybody said fuck it.

Are you kidding? I loved DeNiro in Ronin. He ambushed Sean Bean with a cup of coffee.

Why can’t Ronin get 6 sequels?

Ferrari salesmen wait until you sign the check to pull you out.

The only hope I have for the videos is that you put Wes on camera with motorcycles. I miss Ride Apart (the show, not the website) so much.

We don’t all know that story. I’ve never heard that story and it sounds frickin’ nuts.

Will we get an Escalade-V?

Actually looks much better in person, less batshit.

You get a star just for using one of my favorite gifs of all time.

Obvious answer

Kind of like this guy?

That was basically my 13 year old reaction when the events were described to me.

If we’re getting into that nonsense don’t get me started on Florabama.

Wanna talk bad automobile vs. children ideas from Florida? When I lived in Jacksonville my not too bright little sister and her equally dim friends met a guy who offered to play tug of war with them using an anchor line tied to his car. The guy hooks up the line to the ball hitch on the back of his 80’s grand marquis…