If I only had one choice.

Yeah, I view drinking on St. Patrick's Day to be along the same lines as drinking on Easter or Christmas.

Very strange but you don't get much more Irish than a green Delorean.

Winning

Happy St. Patrick's Day, you hooligans! As we count the seconds until we can start drinking at 5 o'clock, or noon, let's take a moment to appreciate all the best green cars out there.

Eh, I never get McDonalds on a roadtrip. That's the time to try new things. My problem is Tim's has consistently been the worst coffee I've ever had.

I prefer my coffee from the gas station over Tim's and I have the good fortune of living next to a Crispie Creme.

Can someone please explain why anyone likes Tim Horton's to me? Their coffee tastes worse than any other coffee I've ever had, including the time I accidentally brewed a pot using the water in a building that had been abandoned for three years, and timbits are basically just bread and sugar. What's the appeal?

My ideal epic road trip is rt66 starting in Chicago ending in LA then up PCH 1 ending with the Trans Canada highway.

Yeah, but that doesn't solve the nobody likes the beetle problem.

If you think about it one of the big things green cars have to do is look different so their owners can smugly differentiate themselves. In the past this has always been achieved by just making cars terribly hideous. Why not put the beetle's charm to work?

I think the best option to really get people in a beetle is to make it the people's electric car. Make it VW's Leaf just with better styling and find a way to sell one for under $20k.

No, they just dropped the whole car.

I'd rock that combo in a heartbeat.

7.) Honda Odyssey

The answer is obvious

Ha, I moved to OH from FLA. Originally from WA, not that it matters though.

Have you been to the Detroit Auto Show or the NAIAUSFFFFTZZZ, or whatever weird acronym is applied to the weirdest event I've ever visited? It's fucked-up. Like choosing to have your wedding in a graveyard.

Just drive your Lada through all the toll booths worry free.