It's on Subaru's Youtube channel.

I was hoping the new 6 would have a turbo 3.8 six.

I don't think Torch is pale enough for this competition.

A three way grudge match between Demuro, Dyer, and O'brien. The winner will be crowned the wittiest whitest car car guy.

Your holiday special could be you and the bug entering WRC Mexico and call it PorfavOrlove'd.

So Launch Control?

Already suggested on Twitter but I want to know what my fellow Jalops think.

8 of 9 from another former owner. Much shame, very guilt.

My wife told me one of her friends bought one on craigslist for $700 and wanted to know why I was laughing.

Anything German.

I think I would love to see Doug's take on a Morgan.

So what's next Doug?

No one expects a Volvo to be fast, but one with the company's new triple boosted four cylinder with 450 hp makes the unassuming S60 a rocket. Just take the stickers off.

Well that's one way to do the break in process.

Ah, I didn't have time to read the question yesterday.

Yes, this is the best. Ever.

No Mid Engined Corvette? Shameful.

You might be onto something.

Obviously without the stickers.

Lucky.