Correct, but every time I can recall they’ve done this four-button “cross” configuration, they’ve done it as I’ve described.

On the Xbox, yes. 1=X, 2=Y, 3=A, 4=B

You misread it, then, because that clause clearly states you need to be over thirteen to compete, period, and if you’re over 13 and competing, but not 18 or older, you need parental consent.

The rules are very clear. You must be 13 years or older, and if you’re older than 13 but younger than 18, you must have parental consent to compete.

I feel like Armageddon was a consequence of executive meddling more than it was the studio making the kind of game they wanted to make. Given how wildly all their pre and post-Armageddon games emphasized open world freedom, I think Armageddon being such a linear slog was an unfortunate fluke.

Makes hard mode a bit less of a pain, since you’ll have more options early on for substantially tougher boss fights.

You don’t need the summons to clear the game. You can return to the VR room post-game through Chapter Select.

The squats are nothing. Tifa’s pull-ups, now that’s the real endgame.

My dad jokes about this bottle of sriracha that my parents bought before I was born. The alleged bottle traveled with them from their trailer home, to my grandparents’ house, to their first house. Somewhere in the midst of all that, my sister and I were born, but that’s not important.

I haven’t had to worry about waiting on a controller to charge for over a decade, thanks to rechargeable double-A batteries. I’ve been using these for the Wii, 360, XB1, and now the Oculus Rift.

What if my experience with Final Fantasy 7 has been vicarious? For instance, I’ve never played FF7 in full, but I know all the major plot beats, the core cast, and I’ve been on the internet long enough to have been completely fatigued by people raving about it. 

I’m a university student, and this shit is inescapable. At least one person in every class I attend would be drinking one of these during a lecture.

That won’t work. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare was remastered with the new title of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered.

I’ve worn moccasins indoors for years. It started when I first moved out for university, and realized my roommates were unclean slobs and not at all on the level of cleanliness my parents had taught me to match. And so, when I couldn’t clean the floors myself, I’d wear moccasins to avoid treading on crumbs and dirt my…

You can defend yourself in Alien Isolation. You have guns to deal with Working Joes and survivors, and a flamethrower, firebombs, and noisemakers to scare off the alien when it bumrushes you.

Forehead-shadowing?

BJ’s the kind of guy who could get his head cut off, and he’d somehow figure a way to continue killing Nazis in spite of it.

It’s a terrible shame, because “War in the Pacific” at launch was the best Battlefield experience I’ve had since BF4 at its peak. They ruined it so unbelievably quickly with 5.2, I’m still kinda reeling from it. Battlefield is undoubtedly one of my favorite game series of all time, and seeing it marred so badly by the…

It’s still a pretty shitty port, but with Kaldaien’s Batman Tweak mod, one of the major culprits of poor performance (texture streaming) was resolved.