Card games on... oh man, I give up.

If that’s not a burn, I don’t know what is.

Infinity Ward (or rather, the folks from Neversoft who were absorbed into Infinity Ward) have been knocking it out of the park with their weird Zombies levels. Every one is inspired by a distinct genre of film, and it makes them a blast to play.

A lot of For Honor’s profits come from microtransactions, which people aren’t buying if they’re boycotting. Ubi has their $60, but they don’t have the rest of the money they could be getting from overpriced characters and cosmetics.

PC version. It’s easy to find the console versions, but the PC release is notoriously rare.

You’re thinking of Chaos Theory, not Pandora Tomorrow. Pandora Tomorrow isn’t on Uplay.

Does this mean we’ll be seeing “Win Chris Kohler’s curry secret curry recipes” at PAX Prime 2017?

Several, and they’re easy to obtain variants.

How much of Advanced Warfare or Black Ops 3 did you play? Because in IW supply drops aren’t even remotely as bad. I’ve got a lot of time invested in the multiplayer, and I can tell you straight away that next to none of the variants in the game are actually game-changing (most of them are just gimmicks).

You can blame Ethan Ralph, convicted felon (assaulted a police officer) for this putting the bullseye on that woman. He’s a notorious shitstain who was a completely reprehensible jackass back in the days of GamerGate.

That’s cool and all, but can I kill someone with acidic pee?

As someone who lives in Washington state, I can tell you without a doubt that the weather can look clear and beautiful and yet be cold as sin. This holds especially true as you go further north.

Well, I’d have a lot of Switch accessories if Nintendo didn’t amp up the false scarcity on those, too. As I found when I asked five completely unrelated stores that stocked Switch games and accessories, Nintendo’s basically starving out their inventory to drive up demand over time.

Ruto didn’t become a Sage in the Child/TP timeline, and yet she’s explicitly referred to in the game as Sage Princess Ruto, which is something that only happened in the Adult/WW and Downfall timelines.

Except the Master Sword. Save that for specific scenarios, lest it be on cooldown when you need it most. It’s durable, but it’s only ever at its best when you’re in a Divine Beast, on or around the perimeter of Hyrule Castle, or fighting a Guardian. Otherwise there are far better options. But in those key scenarios,…

Koroks were stated in Wind Waker to have transformed explicitly so they could fly and cross the Great Sea. Otherwise, they’d have remained Kokiri.

It’s also worth noting that the series did grow with its audience. If you find yourself struggling with the original series, it does improve (not that it was ever really bad; it starts out great and just gets better as it goes).

Spinoffs like Hyrule Warriors are explicitly stated to be non-canonical crossover titles. As for Tri-Force Heroes, it’s in the “Hero’s Fall” timeline, with the same Link as the one in A Link Between Worlds.

Spoilers ahead for stuff concerning the Divine Beasts in BOTW