Go to hell, good sir! (tips hat, realizes is not wearing hat, backs away red-faced)

Okay I will admit I had to look up what Slytherin was — But I coulda asked my wife — At this point I say Lets be friends! I look forward to fighting with you again — (tips hat)

You forgot to mention that the book is wet. 5 points from Slytherin.

Okay you folks of the she started it persuasion, also the it's their business not our's school of thought, and jump on board ye of the group known as I met him and he's such a nice guy experience. Gather round all of you 27's and supporters of the same and answer silly old me one question. What was that going on after…

I think you just proved his point. Jazz fans tend to get all riled up when you say anything negative about "their" music. Hell, I've done it myself. The best comeback is the classic, "you just don't get jazz." No, some people just don't like it. But again, you say that and jazzoids get pissed.

Or, I dunno, change job?

I've been stuck in a job I hated twice. Both times, I couldn't move because my ex was out of work, and I couldn't take the risk of moving somewhere where the job might not have been as stable. I was utterly miserable. It was the kind of misery that would wake me up in the middle of the night, filled with the urge to…

I do hope some take the article title very literally.

Johnny Cleveland already describes a sexual act in which you're just about to finish, but instead, your condom falls off, so you pull out and don't even get close to having sex again for 20 or 30 years.

This guy makes sense, but I have given up on Stephen Covey, who is annoyingly sexist and preachy. I have forgiven myself for not finishing any of his books, which I now believe are about as important as the sand or water in this video.

I like how our public narrative is "obamacare is forcing companies to not have full time staff" rather than "companies are so fucking amoral and greedy, they'd rather not function than treat their employees well."

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

WAS AT SPEEDWAY AND RIGHT NEAR TONY STEWARTS RACE HAULER.AFTER HE CAME IN HE HAD THE CREW CHAGE HIS RIGHT REAR TIRE .THEY ENDED UP PUTTING A LEFT ONE ON. COPS WERE TOLD ABOUT IT SO HOPEFULLY THEY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. HE ALSO HAD A GO PRO CAMERA ON HIS CAR HOPEFULLY THEY CONFISCATE THAT ALSO BEFORE THAT GETS…

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

I guess LeBron jerseys in Miami should be put on...

Looks like the problems kept multiplying for Tribbett, but that's really the Trouble with Tribbetts, isn't it?