Playin’ the hits!

Idiot Gets Played!

How about that airline food, huh?

He does fine cabinetry work in his spare time, when he’s not harassing and groping.

I’m sure that’s a tremendous load off of her mind.

Some are pre-sliced and some you have to pull open.

Nope, it’s always a sandwich.

Is a sub a sandwich? If your answer is yes, and it certainly should be, then a hot-dog is a sandwich.

Trump AND history.

Great!

How do you feel about flop sweat?...gallons of it.

It had to be said.

I personally like “That guy looks busier than a one-armed wall-paper hanger in a windstorm”.

He might as well, he’s looking as skittish as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers.

Yeah, and Bill Wyman’s son was once his father in law. True story.

Snake farts in a wagon-wheel rut low.

Exactly this.

This is not the time to bring up whipping out anything.

Look at the Edgelord over here!

Don’t all no wave bands only sell a few copies?