Even McCain is sad little weasle in his own way, who in that party can say that they are a person of integrity and principles at this point?

What does this leave for Cousin Dupree?

...maybe?

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

They should have done donuts for the whole Manson Family, I’d eat the fuck out of a Krispy Krenwinkle.

Eat the whole Manson family!

Money in the banana stand is one thing, a surprise in the banana hammock is another thing entirely.

Sometimes the best defense is a good offence.

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That’s so perfect.

Woody Allen’s already done it about half a dozen times.

Jane Goodall.

I could really go for a pulled-porg sandwich right about now.

I never thought I say that I miss Disqus.

Well, now he’s going to wake up in the city that doesn’t give a fuck.

It’s like being the best chef at East Side Mario’s.