T-shirt should read “Get Your Douche On”

Best way to hold a canned beer is with a can grip. Same idea as a koozy (sp?), but classes up the can and, frankly, makes you feel superior to those Kid-Rock-Loving bros with their camo koozies. Snaps on super quick, easier than trying to smush your chode beer into a floppy meat-tent-koozy. (No, I have no connection…

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Is it only college football where the moment the ball touches the end zone, it is declared a dead ball touchback? Or is this for punts only?