I should mention the stellar cast: Stallone, Armand Asante, Ann Archer, Frank McCrae, Tom Waits...

To all the Terry Funk fans out there, check out Paradise Alley. This was Sylvester Stallone’s directorial debut and starred Terry as the in-ring wrestling big bad and he was fantastic. The movie got shit on a lot but it has aged rather well.  One of the great “wrasslin’” movies.

AI wrote this. The only LZ song that even comes close to being questionable is Carouselumbra.  As you were saying, all pretty much interchangeable. 

The future is quite bleak.

As long as we get some good shots of bubbling cauldron of anger Ben Affleck, I’m all for it.

I’m 48. I was working at Taco Bell when they first introduced it.

Just bring the back the 7-layer burrito already.

Went to the Texas State Fair in 2017, literally a polyp in the shithole that is Dallas. Deep Ellum was a breath of fresh air.

Skittles CEO Martin Radvan: “We put the tard in mustard. Why isn’t this working???!!”

Million Dollar Grandma

At least 50% of the Academy voters are male and you know “I’m Just Ken” is going to be stuck in their heads for a while. I’m one of those things and it’s certainly stuck in mine.

When I first read about this sandwich I was like, yeah boi because I love roast beef sandwiches! However, I just discovered in the last week that I may be gluten intolerant so maybe dodged a bullet on this one.

Vampires Suck looks kinda funny. Thanks AV Club.

Very few wanted a taste of that strudel.  

First you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the pussy.

Most of the high “bidders” have very low ebay scores and those are very unreliable. The pic in the listing is a dude’s hand holding the mike. The “seller” is also charging $20 for shipping. Hahaha. This is some podunk shit even by ebay standards but it is listed for charity so whatever.

“More like Halo Reach-around, heh heh.”

Sometimes you need to back up to the right moment in the porn where you expect to blow the hardest load. Then you have to decrease the speed of the video from 1x to .5x to savor the most precious moments. Often times this process is repeated due to meowing cats being distractions in the kitchen. Gotta go!

I’m the complete opposite. When I was younger I could do all that shit, now that I’m old all the buttons and finger stuff confound me.

Thank you.  I will need to check that out.