Paul-Henri: Hamish, did you just faahrt?

I had no idea Al Pacino was attached to play Ron Kovic. “Penis Maaaaa!  Penis!”

There are no more “men” anymore anyway; except for that Josh Hawley guy.  He can outrun all y’all bitches!

RIP Ngon Bistro in St. Paul :-( Hai Truong would be a great contestant :-)

Is she the one who got her face smashed into a wall phone by Brad Pitt?

Cool.  Kristen’s awesome.

Hardcore.  They made sure he stayed alive so they can do it again later.

Now he’s just ‘husband of professional wrestling legend Gail Kim.’

SCTV #1.  

You’ll see what you can do? WTF does that mean? A dumb drunk racist white bitch is dumb and drunk and racist on camera and you’re going to see what you can do? Fucking sociopath.

Ahh, the ole’ Rush Limbaugh effect.  

This new approach by Subway makes me think of that scene in The Hitcher where C. Thomas Howell almost eats a severed finger.

Did you have this same exchange in the bathroom mirror before posting a response to yourself?

It can go back to the 50's.

The fact that 70,000 people would pay money for a ticket, venture forth, put up with crowds, parking, pay exorbitant drink prices, etc to watch some internet weirdos fight is the real issue here.

I always just found my cat in there.

Such a pet peeve! Like when I want to get something on ebay and some asshole’s hand and nasty nails are in the shot. Total turn off.

“Yo, Eleven. Can’t wait til’ you Eighteen.”

Hinky.

Rational people are not “big on abortions”. Most rational people are big on reproductive rights and the government staying the fuck out of it. Very poor take, JEZ.