I died at Mustang Kamikaze Pilots.

Top-notch comparison 

On a classic Jeep Cherokee with the bulletproof 4.0 inline six, miles almost don’t matter. It’s a bit like the bean dip I’ve had in the back of my fridge since... *shrugs*...

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

License plates are always shared with the general public.

This driver is not happy with those manhole cover wheels.

I coulda been a contendah...

pitching a tent every time he visited his friend’s rural property

So glad there weren't more people harmed. That's scary stuff. 

Goodness gracious, what a great ball of fire.

You're right. I feel like a real asshole right now. Sorry for assuming your age. 

I was going to say CP but....wait a minute.

What do you mean by “nope”?  It sounds like the two of you are pretty much in agreement.

I live my life a quarterly report at a time, for those 15 minutes or less I’m free.

If I wanted to see their twitter feed, I would follow them...on twitter. 

Lol...but hey if people knew everything already, I wouldn’t get any letters.

There is a soft wear update coming for that.

Its essentially a rebodied quattro sedan, which came from rallying, I think its got enough offroad chops to embrace it.

Spiders eat mosquitoes; spiders are friends.