Jalopnik 2025: “Here’s the comparo between the brand new $50,000 Tesla Pickup and the new Porsche 911. The pickup doesn’t stack up.”

I did mention that, but worth reiterating, because it’s awesome!

In its day the V6 Citation x-11 embarrassed a LOT of things.

So by that logic there’s no such thing as an RX-7 with over 50,000 miles

/sigh, more video content people aren’t going to watch.

Fred: You know Suzy, no one loves you like I do.

It was a chevy tahoe with worse visibilty, worse gas mileage, and horrible looks. Not much redeeming about it.

I heard there’s a sail at Ethan Allen’s. Everything's half life.

I’m aware of the 85 mph speedometer regulation. But the fact is, the Delorean is notoriously slow.

They’ll be a hit at Litwood though

Yes, in this deeply corny joke, Barr was the no-show chicken, and Cohen proceeded to munch on it.

There was more passing in that gif than in an entire season of F1! 

I must have taken a lot of guys and lots of expensive tools to pull this out. All this for $120K that is probably more like $50K in value on the black market. Least profitable heist ever.

...which Tracy will somehow wrench to life.

My God, even the dash panel has rust holes in it, I can only imagine the next project, it will just be a rust stain left on concrete from a Jeep taken away by a tornado

Definitely made it MUCH further up than I expected it to.  I was pretty surprised.

Lived in Denver for 6 years and instantly recognized this ramp. I never saw it used, but every time I drove by, thought “Man, if someone needs that thing, it is serious”. This hero driver saved lives.

You mean like how we can predict when a bicyclist will move around a vehicle on the side of the road?

So the car is a law-following dork who probably doesn’t even drink 

I wonder how nervous he was that Omarosa would just show up and record a bunch of conversations but he wouldn’t be able to pick her out of the crowd.