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This isn’t even the scariest Golden Eagle on this site.

Fuck, this car is ugly.

Looks like Fox news will be running a 24/24 Benghazi special over the next few days.

Plus I hear the new X5///////M can now have Colon Blow levels of carbon fiber.

Blue Tunder was both a movie and a t.v. show. It ran at the same time that Airwolf was on t.v.  Dana Carvey played “JAFO” or “J.A.F.O” in the show and the ground crew were played by Dick Butckus and Bubba Smith.   Look it up, ace! 

CP for me. BUT, I can totally understand someone thinking this is the best thing since Jan Michael-Vincent did the full loop-de-loop in his chopper in Air Wolf.

I mean... what about all of us buying new cars for the long haul? It's not like that demographic doesn't exist!

I now know why my son loves his Magnum R/T, thanks for this.

When I saw that large bag in the trunk, I thought for a moment this was going to take a very dark turn.

And here I thought my totally irrational desire for a Magnum R/t was gone. Damn you!

NOT DUMB BRO

Lifted my Golf TDI 4" to fit all terrain tires. It’s so dumb it’s wonderful, I have no regrets.

That’s the idea behind tariffs though. It’s to allow local makers to raise prices above the unsustainably low levels they had to use to compete with imports dumped from some evil foreign producer/somebody with lower costs and greater efficiencies (delete as applicable). The fact that this increases costs for everybody…

Star for contemplation before posting. Set the example.

2nd Gear: I was about to post a snarky comment about how I bought a nicely loaded Ranger XLT in ‘98 for $18k, then I remembered I should run it through an inflation calculator first. The result: $27,876.

Hello person that gets onto the interstate and blindly merges across 4 lanes of traffic, cutting people off and not looking over their shoulder, all to get into the left lane and drive 10 under the speed limit while looking confused and angry as to why anyone would be on their ass !

While Jalopnik does have two excellent female staffers,* this whole industry lacks women. Maybe you aren’t tired of it yet, but I am actually massively bored with the same tried-and-true repetition of white guys doing things. At this point, that is a PACKED field. You could take the exact formula of Top Gear, swap in…

I know this is an “enthusiast” website and I’m going to get some heat for this but.....