“This thing really cooks!”

You are incorrect.

Is the woman in the black & white ‘30s-era photo cradling a hot water bottle? What sort of lunatic advertising logic was at play there?

Oh no, it was a helicopter watching them...

With Alcohol?

David Tracy still hasn’t given up his hopes on this Jeep.

Negative equity rollover

Sorry, I get the confusion. I meant vehicles like an Ekranoplan, that use small airfoils to skim the surface of the ground or water, not wheeled vehicles needing downforce.

Does anyone ever test ground effect vehicles at Bonneville? It seems like the perfect place for a bunch of speed- and aero-obsessed Star Wars fans to build landspeeders.

My turbo (inherited from my mother) can outrun many vehicles on the road.  

I hated it at first but it has grown on me like the curse in Princess Mononoke; one day it will kill me, but for now it only gives me incredible and frightening strength to defeat my enemies.

He misspelled the price, too.

Tru Dat. Yeah, I’m sometimes saddened that this Blog is masterminded from Brooklyn— one of the least car-friendly places in the country.

You have me beat. I have used a valet exactly 0 times. Although, a few years ago, my wife and I were going to a fancy dinner in downtown Kansas City (Missouri) and I insisted that we take my janky ranger. 2.5 liter 4 cylinder, 5 speed, dual fart can exhaust and 3 exterior colors. I was dead set on having it valeted.

Because it is pretty. Some of the detailing is dated, but the lines and proportions are timeless and that little bit of age being displayed adds a nostalgic flair. The bold, black strip offset by a small bit of brightwork. The thin, chromed font spelling out the model name embedded into it and the complementary gold…

Because the fact that a public figure was a pedophile is relevant to a story about him