Sigh...What went wrong?

drive a really cheap car for a few years. put money aside to to buy a used, perhaps better used car next, and buy it for cash. repeat. don’t waste money on financing or nice cars, they all turn to scrap eventually

Average USED car monthly payment!?

I like the cut of your jib, sir, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I’ve got bourbon. 430 EDT isn’t too early for brown liquors, is it?

Yeah I couldn’t wait to speak highly of it on the internet but never buy one.

Ok, I’ve officially reached Musk burnout. No more Musk News™, unless it involves fines, jars of urine, or an actual flying car.

This is good Jalopnik: finding rare cars, and meeting nice car enthusiasts, while on a long road trip.

David Tracy was excited by that yellow Mini based on appearance. Finding out it was rustproof fiberglass was a crushing disappointment.

some other billionaire already hired “all the best people”

Any popehat answer is likely to be the best lawsplainer of it exists.  Unless it involves undersized horses.  The man's biased AF in that area. 

That’s almost pornographic.

that’s the best part

Those are the best facts.

Or how Lambo put carbon fiber pieces over the top of the headlight to hide the Nissan logo underneath.

Completely different animal, repaving an oval requires pulling down all the catch fence and using several more pieces of equipment as anchors to keep pavers up on the banks, all driving up costs substantially in ways not needed on relatively flat road courses.

SHUT UP YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT F1 WHARBLEGARBLE!!!

Don’t show this to McMike, or whatever the fuck his/her name was.

So... there are a lot of good men in my life but I’m gonna need all men to just disappear for a good long while. The other day a man called me a bitch when I declined his request to pet my dog (she is scared of strangers petting her). Go away for awhile, guys. Until you can figure out that women are not here solely to…