He’s the guy in the video who can’t stand respectfully for 1 minute during the anthem...on Memorial Day no less.

LaVar isn’t trying to be Marv Marinovich, or Richard Williams, or Earl Woods. He’s just trying to be the worst LaVar Ball that he can be.

There was a moment I caught between naps where the announcer said: “I don’t like when people say Jen is one of the best FEMALE cornholers because to me she is one of the best cornholers period. Her gender doesn’t limit her abilities.” And in that moment I knew we had truly welcomed cornholing into 2017.

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

“i’m from Fairview, ain’t nothing to do out there but smoke pot, screw and tip cows.”

Maybe watersports.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Eventually, after this is all over, I really hope Nutt gets the sweet release that he deserves after this huge tease.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

I’m really bored at work

He’ll serve an extra 5 years for breaking all those batons.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

This schtick could be milked for so much. He could challenge the women’s champion to a match because he doesn’t see gender. He could steal the belt and give it to some other heel loser to “redistribute” the wealth. Every time he loses a match, he could appeal it to some fake wrestling governing body and get the match…

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.