The babies should pull themselves up by their bootiestraps and stop expecting handouts. 

That theory is so believable it’s eerie.

“recent time in Chicago has him thinking about returning to his “roots,” leading him to want to record it in Africa, instead.”

It’s not only real, its 90+% of their collective identity. Conservative talk radio has had these flustercucks as the victim in their own productions for over 30 years now. After a certain point they believed it, internalized it, and now truly feel victimized by pretty much everything that doesn't tell them how great…

It’s staggering! She killed a man and got away with it, but somehow SHE’S the victim here? FFS, she got hired again and given a gun and a badge, and now she gets to make money off this story while four kids have to live without their dad?! Totally fucking nauseating.

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.”

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of options”.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

You think the guy who wants a national pornography viewers database is a decent person who doesn’t deserve ridicule? Okay...

One thing I loved in the Nira segment was when the Republican guy started asking invasive questions about Nira’s partner’s gender and genitalia. Then Nira starts going into detail about other private details of her body which of course makes the guy uncomfortable.

honestly the first episode with Gio I wasn’t convinced but this time was *kisses hand like an Italian chef*

Yea, but it’s being given mostly to white people, so it doesn’t count. Republican’s only think its bad when those other people are getting ‘hand-outs.’ You know the ones, *wink wink, nod nod.*

Notice how McCain and other concern trolls in the media will focus almost entirely on the label and not the substance. When substance is brought up, they will deflect as quickly as possible to the label, and to Venezuela, and to anything other than the actual policies and ideas being proposed.

It doesn’t judge them but it writes the laws that govern the courts, no?

I giggled maniacally like a school girl reading this.

Uranus is god’s gift to pun writers.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

I come back to Adore more than any of their other albums.

Daughterfucker actually

I’m ok with this. You can sometimes tell Conan gets a little bored with the really structured interviews and monologues. He’s got a really good production team and writers so hopefully this turns out well. He’s my favorite late night host since Craig Ferguson left.