I already hate them. Always have.

One was at school and squirted my white blouse. Creepy because I was a busty 5 th grader and knew what the asshole was doing. Called my mom and she tore the principal a new one.

But dentists make up for that by not dressing like clowns.

I worked in a childrens’ hospital for a while, and they had “clown doctors” to entertain and cheer up the kids. Basically clowns who volunteered in their downtime.

Yep, I first encountered a clown at a Ground Round when I was 3, and I apparently wasn’t having any of its bullshit. I have not softened on this position with age. Clowns are unpleasant and unsettling—I’ve never understood why they are considered fun time for kids.

Thank you, this comment made me laugh so hard. Oh god. But seriously, fuck clowns.

I saw my first clown at like 4 years old before I saw It when I was 6. It was at my cousin’s birthday party and I NOPED the fuck out of there.

Lean into it, clownspeople. Everyone is going to want a creepy clown for their parties.

“But no one is picking on the Santa Clauses, because that would ruin the retail business,” she says. “It would ruin Christmas for everybody.”

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

Given the track record of the Navy since January with 4 collisions on record, Chinese trolling is deserved. The seventeen sailors dying is the disparagement. We should be embarrassed by the performance of our leaders in the Navy and demanding answers and corrective action.

Seriously? Who in the world is a “mouthpiece” for Chinese propaganda. Give me a break.

It’s scenarios like this that remind me of basic training, and how we would be startled awake by MTIs immediately giving orders while intentionally creating a stressful environment. The ability to process an emergency situation after being startled awake is not something that comes naturally, and it makes sense why…

The more I read the article the more upset I got. I understand the CO and the XO being relieved, but not the CMC. Both the conning officer and the officer of the deck should be kicked out. Not sure what the hell the helmsman was doing or Boats was doing, but damn. Lots of fuckery going on the bridge.

I served my enlistment on USS Stethem DDG 63 and spent alot of time next to the Fitz when we were both ported in San Diego. Reading this gave me absolute chills a frog in my throat. I knew every inch of that ship and can put myself right there where these sailors were that night. Absolutely amazing that they were able…

Hey- they held a prayer meeting and scheduled people in shifts to stand on the beach holding Bibles up to ward away the storm. What more could you possibly ask for?

“Sanchez is going to wear it,” Pedro Martinez said. “Cheap shots will stay around the league for ever.”

My stepdad was a former heavyweight boxer who used to beat me with weightlifting belts and knives when I didn’t perform chores well enough. I never saw him hit my mom, but I suspect he did. The last time I saw him alive, I told him if he hit my 2 year-old sister again I was going to kill him. A freak accident took him…

Glad to see his son choosing not to follow in his father’s footsteps by learning how to read and write.