I already hate them. Always have.

One was at school and squirted my white blouse. Creepy because I was a busty 5 th grader and knew what the asshole was doing. Called my mom and she tore the principal a new one.

But dentists make up for that by not dressing like clowns.

I worked in a childrens’ hospital for a while, and they had “clown doctors” to entertain and cheer up the kids. Basically clowns who volunteered in their downtime.

Yep, I first encountered a clown at a Ground Round when I was 3, and I apparently wasn’t having any of its bullshit. I have not softened on this position with age. Clowns are unpleasant and unsettling—I’ve never understood why they are considered fun time for kids.

Thank you, this comment made me laugh so hard. Oh god. But seriously, fuck clowns.

I saw my first clown at like 4 years old before I saw It when I was 6. It was at my cousin’s birthday party and I NOPED the fuck out of there.

Lean into it, clownspeople. Everyone is going to want a creepy clown for their parties.

“But no one is picking on the Santa Clauses, because that would ruin the retail business,” she says. “It would ruin Christmas for everybody.”

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

That’s one of the core problems, these persons refusal to grow, evolve, improve themselves, and their resulting anger at their own failings and refusing to accept personal responsibility and need to place blame on others (in a nutshell everything they claim to be against and accuse “millennial snowflakes” of)

“How do you do, fellow kids?”

Your gang of fucking pussies cancelled all their IRL rallies and instead decided to hang out in chat rooms! It used to be just women laughing at you like this 13 year old laughing at Baked Alaska. But now everyone is laughing at you. What a cuck!

Your troll fu is no good.

She was doing everything she could to be polite to him. It’s pretty clear that she was uncomfortable and that he was there to pretend like he was too cool for comicon but wanted to look at girls in cosplay. Whole damn thing was uncomfortable to watch and honestly not the place for his brand of bullshit.

This fuckin clown can’t stop posting videos of teenagers making fun of him, because he truly doesn’t even understand what’s going on.

Tissue?

My stepdad was a former heavyweight boxer who used to beat me with weightlifting belts and knives when I didn’t perform chores well enough. I never saw him hit my mom, but I suspect he did. The last time I saw him alive, I told him if he hit my 2 year-old sister again I was going to kill him. A freak accident took him…

Glad to see his son choosing not to follow in his father’s footsteps by learning how to read and write.